I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid
During the summers of 1965–1967, Disneyland employed women dressed as mermaids to inhabit the lagoon for the Submarine Voyage ride. If you were lucky, you could glimpse them swimming through the portholes of the submarine as you were submerged underwater. They could be seen sun-bathing themselves and performing synchronized swimming and underwater stunts for four hours each day.
this has been my dream job since i was five
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me